NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK THERE'S A CAT IN EVERY HOUSE THROUGHOUT OUR GREAT BIG COUNTRY.
THEY SIT WITHOUT A SOUND OR MEOW IN THE MOST OBVIOUS PLACES, THEIR FACES SMUG AND SOMETIMES WITHOUT EXPRESSION, WATCHING YOUR EVERY MOVE, YOUR EVERY STEP, ALWAYS WAITING FOR SOME MORSEL, NOT A MOUSE. BEWARE OF WHERE YOU LEAVE YOUR PLATE OR TV DINNER PLATTER, THE CAT WILL GET A BITE OR TWO WITHOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND YOU WILL WONDER WHY THAT CAT IS GROWING, DAY BY DAY, SO MUCH FATTER. YOU KNOW THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE, SOMETHING ODD, ABOUT THE KITTY'S GROWING FRAME. SOME PEOPLE HAVE BEEN DRIVEN SLOWLY AND QUIETLY INSANE BY THE MYSTERY OF HOW THEIR CAT HAS GROWN SO FAT.
BY TIMMY STONEBRIDGE, LAGUNA BEACH
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